Schooling that lasts a lifetime

As we come to the end of the academic year, girls are leaving their finishing schools with all the preparation they need for life out there in the world. Here are some of my previous finishing school captions:

Well, on average, roughly one girl will get the right antidote at random, but the school wouldn’t want to be unfair on the others, so she’ll be made to wear ODTC Denial Gel until theirs wear off anyway.

Of course, leaving wet patches in underwear or nightclothes is punished even more harshly.

The finishing school always paired up girls when determining who should climax at the end of term. That way, there was double the chance of denying them both.

There have been real life cases of email providers inadvertently launching denial of service attacks (sometimes even against themselves) due to bugs in their software which make them re-send unacknowledged packets with increasing, rather than decreasing, frequency.
This caption was not written in response to problems with my ISP. Honest.

Good finishing schools know that travel broadens the mind. The best also know that a sexy naked girl writhing in unfulfilled ecstasy is a great way of advertising for more students.

“Don’t slow down! You know you need to be able to keep a woman on the very edge for a full hour to pass your Part I. Besides, I have another seventy one-minute edges to hold today and if I come up short, I’ll be using my position as a prefect to make sure your arse ends up covered with just as many stripes from the cane as mine does!”

It’s fortunate that intelligence and reasoning ability are not requirements for graduation at this particular finishing school.

Submission is relative

A girl's orgasms can be controlled by any one of her relatives, or even by one of her lover's relatives, or relative's lovers, if required. Here are some earlier examples:

Some dreams are just too crazy.

I think this caption is even nastier if the uncle is lying about being entrusted with her control codes. She still couldn’t risk it, even if she was 99% sure her loving parents wouldn’t have given him the codes.

When he tells her brother-in-law’s other friends about this, I’m sure they’ll think of plenty of worse things for her to do in return for not helping her get relief.

I can understand why she would think it was a good deal, until she finds out that agreeing to be locked in a TTcB for one day is the same as agreeing to be locked permanently and submit to any other torment the keyholder can imagine, as long as he has the control codes.

I think it’s a good thing when parents can talk to their children about sex without embarrassment. Of course, in this case the girls are both grown up and left school shortly before the Control Gel entered their lives.

I’m sure her son agrees that mother knows best.

Happy Father's Day

I only have one previous Father's Day caption, I'm afraid:

Best wishes to all dads and to all obedient and loving daughters.

Saying "I do" doesn't always mean you get to

Enforced female orgasm denial is a great way to keep a marriage fresh and a wife devoted. I have made several more captions demonstrating the truth of this:

She never knew he had so many friends. Well, in truth, he didn’t know he had that many friends, either, until they turned up.

It would be nice if every husband could instil such feelings in his bride.

She doesn’t know whether she was too convincing or not convincing enough when she said she preferred to concentrate on his pleasure. She’ll have plenty of time to try to work it out.

Girls are happier and more contented in master gel. By which I mean they’re grateful for anything they can get.

I love captions where a girl has to beg for the very thing she doesn’t want and gets then gets punished for it.

I think there’s something even more degrading about offering up her arse when they’re no longer together.

An example of desperation overriding common sense.

A denied office is a happy workplace

When the girls in an office are kept in denial, their colleagues often find that working there seems like a holiday. Here are some of my earlier captions on the subject:

But they should do.

She may not regard it as cheating, but I don’t think she’s entirely accepted her husband buggering the staff.

Sometimes I think it’s better to leave things to the imagination. If you disagree, leave a comment to that effect.

Her time on the board has messed with her head so much that she doesn’t even know whether he’s joking.

Paying extra for his secretary to attend the indoctrination, I mean induction course at ODTC headquarters had definitely been worth it.

Respect has a different meaning when you’re in denial.

How to keep your workforce motivated without having to actually give them anything.