Never try to trick a trickster

Since the therapist is no doubt aware that his treatment is completely ineffectual (although extremely entertaining), he's probably going to realize that she's pulling a fast one.

Merry Christmas

The bosses didn't want to lose such an enthusiastic worker, so they came up with a compromise: he would get her punishment and tease codes and they'd keep her edging, climax and release ones.

If only she'd been an exhibitionist

For best results, read one option at a time and decide whether you would accept or refuse. After you've chosen one, read the rest and see whether you think you made the right decision. She definitely doesn't think she did.

Does anyone else think the TV schedules over Christmas are a bit lacking these days?

Unfortunately, her boss will see through her blatant attempt to escape a completely orgasm free career and ensure she endures a completely orgasm free retirement as well. That will make her all the crueller when devising the tasks the contestants have to perform.

A new era

From now on, all the captions on my blog will be brand new, never posted before. That's the good news. Unfortunately, it means I'll only be posting one a week (mostly), because it takes me a really long time to think up new ideas. Apologies for that.