Advice that's actually helpful

Unlike many companies, the ODTC still enforced the dress code for employees working from home.

It's all a distraction

Poor Krystal may be worse off than most, but are the others far behind? Mae is blessed with the most sensitive boobies in the bunch, but the producers won't rest until they've discovered every contestant's weak spot.

Victory is its own reward

She can get a bit jealous, so she doesn't share her slave with other girls, but she's quite happy to offer her services to any men she knows. Or, indeed, men she doesn't know at all, if it helps maximize her slave's suffering.

The ones left behind

Leaving the house may not be all bad for Shannon, provided one or more of the women contacting the show can cope with dating a long term locked romantic who's been conditioned to be insatiably aroused by weeks of constant, relentless teasing. Actually, it doesn't sound that onerous when I put it like that.

But the Hypermoderator told me to do it!

If he hangs around the forum for long enough (until I get around to writing another caption, in fact) then he might get some advice that's more creative and less crude.