In a surprising (to me, anyway) victory, Bambi triumphed by just one vote! If you can call it a victory, that is. I'll be doing something different this year to fill in between normal captions, but would you like to know what happened to the other contestants after the left the denial house?
She still has six months of her old denial period left, so this means she'll be denied for the whole of 2022. Maybe being hopelessly attracted to the man controlling her orgasms will make it easier to bear, but not if he has anything to do with it.
Voting for the winner of the gameshow is now closed. The final caption will be posted later, after I've written it.
I couldn't let Christmas go by without a bonus caption. I know that she doesn't look much like Venus and she's not really naked (she's wearing earrings, lipstick and eyeliner at least), but after the last couple of years of social distancing, the other guests are so glad the party's on at all that they just don't care.
Her employer may be unbelievably rich, but apparently he still makes his au pair sleep on the sofa.
Well, their luck had to run out eventually. What will Oliva think of her lover's loyalty? She'll think giving up the chance to win was stupid and she certainly wouldn't have done it, but it's too late now. She'll just have to punish Anastasia mercilessly while she thinks about all the money they could have had.
The final line up is, somewhat controversially, Bambi, Cecile, Tiffani.
If you have a preference for the winner, let me know in the comments. The winner will be announced in two weeks.
Although it should be noted that the first pledges required to be belted will be in the year below the girls voting for it.
Bambi's friends threw her a party when she was evicted, but some of them were more supportive than others. Her male friends were the most supportive, strangely.
Come back in two weeks' time for the final eviction (and a shocking-but-perhaps-predictable twist) and the chance to vote for the winner.
