Shocked, but not exactly surprised

Turning her into a puddle of desperate, unfulfilled lust is unlikely to stop her having impure thoughts, but it's a lot of fun to try.

Happy camper

Officially, the Shame the Sinner sessions are described as public confession and penance, rather than torture, but everyone who's been to one knows the truth.

Maybe he really believes it

His previous girlfriends used to complain that he never paid attention when they were talking to him, although he didn't know that, because he never listened. This one won't complain about anything, just as long as he keeps wearing ODTC Denied Pussy Magnet Men's Cologne and keeps her in constant denial.

Seriously? You're challenging me again after what happened last time?

She's the only contestant whose penalty lock period could even remotely be described as modest.