If you're concerned that missing her performance review means she won't be getting her public punishment caning, don't worry. Each week in the new year, she'll be caned in a different department until everyone in the company has witnessed her flogging.
If it's funny now in 2022, just think how hilarious it'll be in 2024 when the researchers announce phase three.
No, it's not a seasonal caption, just a little Boxing Day gift for my readers. Since next week is new year, the LCG will be skipping a turn and be back a fortnight later. I hope everyone had a nice Christmas Day.
He might be bluffing about the flatmates, but she's obviously annoyed them so much in the past year that she can believe they'd agree.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
He might be a confirmed atheist, but he would never try to interfere with her wish to practise her faith. As long as she does it naked, that is.
The second girl ought to have smelled a rat when her mother (who holds her key) agreed to the deal so quickly, but she thought she was just getting into the Christmas spirit.
This is a risky one. You can only get at most one extra action per turn (unless you have a way to unexhaust player cards), but you gain the punishment every time you fail a test, even after the card is exhausted. You'd better have a way to heal punishment consistently.
When she looks back in twenty years, I'm sure the bride will think her wedding night was better than anything she'd dreamed. Extreme long term orgasm denial will do that to a girl.
What's wrong with this card? Well, since Action Tokens are removed in the Draw Phase, any tests that need to be taken in the Adventure Phase will suffer the penalty. That makes the card very unattractive, especially for three resources. The final production version will add the words in the Action Phase to the end of the first sentence.
Spare a thought for the play-testers who racked up months of extra lock time losing games with the prototype version so the customers will have a better product.
