In a surprising (to me, anyway) victory, Bambi triumphed by just one vote! If you can call it a victory, that is. I'll be doing something different this year to fill in between normal captions, but would you like to know what happened to the other contestants after the left the denial house?
She still has six months of her old denial period left, so this means she'll be denied for the whole of 2022. Maybe being hopelessly attracted to the man controlling her orgasms will make it easier to bear, but not if he has anything to do with it.
Voting for the winner of the gameshow is now closed. The final caption will be posted later, after I've written it.
I couldn't let Christmas go by without a bonus caption. I know that she doesn't look much like Venus and she's not really naked (she's wearing earrings, lipstick and eyeliner at least), but after the last couple of years of social distancing, the other guests are so glad the party's on at all that they just don't care.
Her employer may be unbelievably rich, but apparently he still makes his au pair sleep on the sofa.
Well, their luck had to run out eventually. What will Oliva think of her lover's loyalty? She'll think giving up the chance to win was stupid and she certainly wouldn't have done it, but it's too late now. She'll just have to punish Anastasia mercilessly while she thinks about all the money they could have had.
The final line up is, somewhat controversially, Bambi, Cecile, Tiffani.
If you have a preference for the winner, let me know in the comments. The winner will be announced in two weeks.
Although it should be noted that the first pledges required to be belted will be in the year below the girls voting for it.
Bambi's friends threw her a party when she was evicted, but some of them were more supportive than others. Her male friends were the most supportive, strangely.
Come back in two weeks' time for the final eviction (and a shocking-but-perhaps-predictable twist) and the chance to vote for the winner.
She's getting to know what her mum's mates like, but she still hopes she's wrong sometimes.
The question is whether she wants to use the Oral Spray to make it easier for her to deep throat the visitors or to stop her begging them to ravish her.
The landlord won't be happy her flatmate spotted the clause in the small print, but at least the bottle of ODTC Anal Gel he left in their bathroom before they moved in worked for a while.
Although the caption says there was no particular reason for fireworks week, the fact that it's being published today obviously has something to do with it.
As you can see, they really are nearly undetectable, so at least nobody will know she's wearing one—until she starts moaning in uncontrollable lust when the teasing functions activate, that is.
Maybe Tiffani won't be retiring after all. In the meantime, the show's producers need to come up with a twist to keep the format fresh, because wall-to-wall Pleasure Pursuit is great for a couple of days, but eventually viewers will want variety.
Since eighty percent of the workforce is female and she's not allowed to leave the model village where they all live and work, finding a man to satisfy the requirements of her ODTC No Masturbation Gel required an attitude change and a significant amount of determination.
Natasha takes her duties very seriously and the producers felt it was only right to reward her for that with a day inside the house she'd been observing obsessively for over a month. Considering how much she's done to publicize the show and build the brand (her coverage of Mae's first night of freedom alone reached millions of new followers and trended wildly), it really was the least they could offer her, but she still made sure to demonstrate her gratitude extremely effusively.
Pre-programmed TTcBs always include a secret extra bonus to reward the brave but financially constrained customers who buy one.
Somehow, the dream of being kidnapped and turned into a sex slave by a sadistic biker gang wasn't as satisfying after her imaginary companion pointed out the flaw in her logic. A shame, since dreaming is the only respite she has from the maddening arousal and frustration that plagues her every waking moment.
I hope she's happy with her decision. I know her sister and boyfriend will be, especially if she uses her sister's gift on her very first orgasm.
The entertainment show helpfully blurred the faces of the lads for anonymity. Other parts of their anatomy, not so much.
Right now, she's expecting a fully satisfying climax within two years. By the time she's her tutor's age, she'll be looking at over a decade between full orgasms, assuming she can still service the required number of men each day. That's definitely not a safe assumption.
The new spin off show, Seducing Shannon, in which various lesbian suitors go on dates with the denied evictee and have to put on ODTC No Masturbation Gel if she doesn't want to see them again, is proving phenomenally popular. So far, she's yet to find Miss Right, but there are plenty more applicants waiting for a chance to try their luck.
Yep, that's another rule the maids are expected to flout brazenly if they ever want to cum. The punishments can get a lot more creative than just a few whippings, though.
She truly meant to say no, but to get out of the bathroom, she had to push past Steffi's mother's toned, slender body and then one thing led to another and before she knew it, it was dawn and she was looking at an extra thirty nine years of lock time, on top of the sixteen or so she'd already accrued.
As for Steffi's mum, the producers locked her in a TTcB as soon as she left in the morning, for interfering with the nightly Pleasure Pursuit game, in breach of the contract she signed before being allowed into the Denial House.
Many girls end up in TTcBs through the promise of better orgasms. They are better, but they're usually a lot rarer, too.
It's their encyclopaedic knowledge of the different boosters and challenges, as much as their exemplary control over their bodies, that sets professional PP-ers apart from the gifted amateurs.
Adding punishment shocks for edges is one of many ways to increase the points contestants gain for victory in Pleasure Pursuit. It's one of Oliva and Anastasia's favourites. Or Oliva's, at least.
Girls playing Pleasure Pursuit always risk their ranking points, but there are various challenges and restrictions they can optionally add to increase both the risk and the potential reward. If players know each other's bodies as well as a pair of committed lovers should, the opportunity for extreme results certainly exists, even if it's not easy.
By the time she agreed to this, she'd already racked up over three years lock time extension for non-compliance. Funnily enough, afterwards there seemed to always be clients visiting the office.
The ODTC takes cheating at Pleasure Pursuit very seriously. If a girl (in this case Anastasia) enters into a team bout and then betrays her teammate (Steffi) to try to tank her ranking, both she and the opponent with whom she's in cahoots suffer an extreme sanction. Anastasia is hoping Eve doesn't know this, or at least doesn't believe they'll get caught.
Offering antidote gel as collateral for a loan can be risky. At least this bank manager only wants to take advantage of her fashion sense to get some free presents for his granddaughter—and her body for his perverse pleasure, of course.
Since the only stimulation she now feels comes from jogging, she does an awful lot of it, so really, the settings did their job after all.
The Pleasure Pursuit rankings at the end of week two were:
Unlike many companies, the ODTC still enforced the dress code for employees working from home.
She can get a bit jealous, so she doesn't share her slave with other girls, but she's quite happy to offer her services to any men she knows. Or, indeed, men she doesn't know at all, if it helps maximize her slave's suffering.
If he hangs around the forum for long enough (until I get around to writing another caption, in fact) then he might get some advice that's more creative and less crude.
April Fool! Eternally Locked Females has safeguards to prevent exactly this type of coercion. TTcBs always unlock at the end of the agreed term and all control codes are automatically reset, so it's perfectly safe to sell your codes on ELF. Nothing can possibly go wrong.
Maybe challenging Tiffani to a bout and then sharing a bed with her that night for a rematch wasn't such a great idea for Roxy. If you're wondering why Natasha decided to conduct the interview in her lingerie, it's either because her previous TTcB settings made her more comfortable dressed this way or because I couldn't find an image that was more appropriate.
Maybe she'd have better luck if she played hard to get. Well, if not hard, then slightly less easy, but it doesn't help when you're climbing the walls in desperation for stimulation you'll never experience.
The next morning, just twenty four hours before the first two up for eviction are due to be announced, the rankings are as follows:
* Tiffani received a one million point bonus for the extremely rare Twin Perfection achievement: repeatedly edging two opponents precisely simultaneously, with equal hold times and both submitting together, without using any TTcB functions.
The good news for the bottom three contestants is that they'll now get the underdog bonus for beating any of the top nine. Obviously, everyone qualifies for that if they beat Tiffani.
It's worth noting that Natasha is already up to a little over ten years of extra lock time.
