No time off for good behaviour

Depending upon exactly when in the year her birthday falls, it works out to about sixteen years, assuming no further punishment. It is definitely not safe to assume that.

A leonine contract

Quite how her rival in accounts knew about her gel status is a mystery. There was probably a man involved somewhere.

Update day is Valentine's Day

This year, it just so happens that Valentine's Day falls on a Friday, so I don't need to make an extra caption to celebrate it.

But of course I did anyway:

If she finds the1, she may be surprised to discover that helping him lock her sister in permanent denial actually makes it more likely he'll do the same to her, not less.

Returning to the family business

Sometimes it doesn't pay to be a trailblazer.