Student digs can be quite nice

It's a real shame she's only a few weeks into her four year course.

It takes all sorts (of contestants)

Are these captions about possible contestants a bit of a tease when you're waiting to find out what happens on the show? Well, this is a blog about teasing and denial.

If at first you don't succeed…

…increase the duration by a factor of ten and see if that gives her enough incentive to keep her fingers out of her twat for more than twenty minutes.

Innocence or an act?

The first caption that doesn't explicitly mention any ODTC products. I won't be making a habit of it, but do you think she would be a good addition to the denial house?