Welcome back, Fork

I obviously haven't been checking A Fork in the Road as often as I should, because I only recently discovered the new captions relating to world events and couldn't resist trying my own. This is also a teaser for an ongoing series of captions that I'm planning, about a denial-based gameshow. If you really don't like the idea, let me know in the comments, because I expect it will go on for quite some time.

A slippery slope

In fact, she never refused him anything ever again.

The price of an all over tan

What she should do is thank him and accept her new life as a denial slave.

Optimism can be dangerous

It's the wrong time of year for this caption, really, but since the pledges are going to be denied for nearly two decades, one month is much like another for them now.