Friends lend each other all sorts of things

She's getting to know what her mum's mates like, but she still hopes she's wrong sometimes.

Live a little

The question is whether she wants to use the Oral Spray to make it easier for her to deep throat the visitors or to stop her begging them to ravish her.

He's only topping up his pension

The landlord won't be happy her flatmate spotted the clause in the small print, but at least the bottle of ODTC Anal Gel he left in their bathroom before they moved in worked for a while.

My, how she's changed

Although the caption says there was no particular reason for fireworks week, the fact that it's being published today obviously has something to do with it.