The first night

For those who are interested, the Pleasure Pursuit rankings after that first night are:

1: Tiffani +1722

2: Andrea +27

3: Shannon +3

4: Steffi +2

5: Krystal +1

6: Eve -1

7: Bambi -2

8: Roxy -3

9=: Anastasia -20*

9=: Oliva -20*

11: Cecile -27

12=: Mae -1722

12=: Natasha -1722†

These are relative scores, rather than absolute, as otherwise Tiffani would be unassailable on several billion points.

* Anastasia and Oliva refused to compete, receiving a twenty point penalty.

† Natasha doesn't compete, obviously, so her TTcB is automatically set to the worst result of any of the contestants.

So are all the rest, quite possibly

Of course, he could just use the Antidote Gel, but this way is better for the health of their relationship.

The final line up

The list of contestants is as follows:

1. Andrea (302)
2. Krystal (162)
3. Cecile (211)
4. Steffi (449)
5. Roxy (334)
6. Tiffani (389)
7. Anastasia (402)
8. Oliva (403)
9. Mae (296)
10. Bambi (511)
11. Shannon (472)
12. Eve (500)

The presenter Natasha is, of course, number 335. Thanks to everyone who suggested names.

Stripped of all orgasm privileges

I'm sure it was mentioned somewhere in the fine print of their contracts.

Episode one begins in five, four…

I wonder how many more girls will get drawn onto the denial lifestyle by watching the antics of the increasingly-frustrated housemates. The final line-up of contestants will be revealed here in two weeks' time, so now's your last chance to nominate your favourite or suggest a name.

In reality, the entire television series would only last a few weeks, but at the rate I publish captions, it'll be about a year before the winner is crowned, so I'm going to have to ask you to be patient and I hope it'll turn out to be as much fun for you as it's been for me, writing them so far.