Friday 29 May 2020

The emergency programming continues

I hope you and your loved ones have all stayed safe and well over the past few weeks.

Friday 22 May 2020

The ones left behind

If the previous show's cancellation was disappointing for the programme-makers involved, spare a thought for the poor contestants whose TTcBs can never now give them the rewards that they would have received for completing their contractual obligations on air. Should we give this girl a second chance to have her brush with fame, or is it best to start with a clean slate?

Friday 15 May 2020

It's not cheating, it's just being innovative

The lesbian told the staff about the commitment gel right away, but weirdly, it took them until the end of the course to decide what the consequences ought to be.

Friday 8 May 2020

Maybe it'll make it to the screen this time

So here it is. My pitch for the new denial based reality/game show. My plan is to have a new caption in the series every couple of weeks. Let me know in the comments if you have any ideas for a title or improvements to the idea.

Friday 1 May 2020

That's final

What could make a gel that teases you to distraction, then denies you all sensation when you succumb, even better? The chance that it will deny you for ever, even after the numbness wears off, of course!