Happy New Year!

If you're concerned that missing her performance review means she won't be getting her public punishment caning, don't worry. Each week in the new year, she'll be caned in a different department until everyone in the company has witnessed her flogging.

A work of art

Little does she know that wearing denial gel for a year will do more to boost her career than his prize-winning artwork ever could. Of course, this way she gets the best of both worlds, but when her whole body is aching for the slightest sensation between her legs, this won't be much consolation.

Wishful thinking

Was it really likely he'd be so bored by her suffering that he'd doze off in the middle?

Last nights of freedom

I hope she's happy with her decision. I know her sister and boyfriend will be, especially if she uses her sister's gift on her very first orgasm.

The privileges of rank

Army recruitment was up after introducing ODTC products to basic training.

Episode one begins in five, four…

I wonder how many more girls will get drawn onto the denial lifestyle by watching the antics of the increasingly-frustrated housemates. The final line-up of contestants will be revealed here in two weeks' time, so now's your last chance to nominate your favourite or suggest a name.

In reality, the entire television series would only last a few weeks, but at the rate I publish captions, it'll be about a year before the winner is crowned, so I'm going to have to ask you to be patient and I hope it'll turn out to be as much fun for you as it's been for me, writing them so far.

Happy New Year

You may have noticed the slight flaw in her cunning plan to sneak a few secret cums while pretending to satisfy her man's desire to control her orgasms. If it's any consolation, the fact that he had both ODTC Denial Gel and ODTC Self Control Gel on hand suggests that her days of freedom were numbered in any case. It's just unfortunate for her that not having the opportunity to squeeze out one last climax will make it even harder to hold out against the unbearable, relentless frustration when the gel goes on.

A slippery slope

In fact, she never refused him anything ever again.

A new era

From now on, all the captions on my blog will be brand new, never posted before. That's the good news. Unfortunately, it means I'll only be posting one a week (mostly), because it takes me a really long time to think up new ideas. Apologies for that.

Assorted captions

These are the last few captions left over from my previous blog, so there's no theme this time.

That's right, my old blog had three hundred followers by the end.

Oh, well, he'll have to make do with seeing her suffer interminable months without relief, instead.

To be honest, having orgasms probably isn't a choice that's available to her.

Now he'll expect her to come top every year.

That's all her body hair, not just the rather obvious bush.

She'll know better than to believe the man who controls her orgasms in the future, but she'll still obey every whim he has, because that's the triumph of hope over experience.

Of course he has no idea really, but she's certainly not going to risk lying, just in case.

Having fun at work

The commercial version of nipple ecstasy gel isn't supposed to trigger orgasms, apparently, but her boss must have sourced an earlier formulation from somewhere. Here are some other captions about things that happen at work.

Consequences that include enforced long term orgasm denial, of course.

Her naïvety was what got her the job in the first place.

Their other colleagues were all very happy about that.

The cameraman was quite pleased with the results, though.

I think the one on the left will succumb first, because she's nearest the water and has one hand free to play with herself.

Well, it's an easy mistake to make.

Maybe she should be paying him to work there.

We never stop learning

As girls move from school to university or what comes after, there are many changes for them to cope with, but denial is one constant they can count on, as these previous captions show:

I'm sure they'll console themselves somehow.

Only another three thousand two hundred and eighty positive reviews and she'll be back to where she started.

It's not anywhere near almost as good, but it's as good as she's going to get for the foreseeable future.

She's definitely learning.

Although success is important, simply trying your best goes a long way.

It was sometimes difficult to find a convenient moment to administer the oral exam when female students spent so much time with a cock down their throats.

Graduation is just the next step on her path through life, constantly denied.

Back to work

There are many ways that denial can brighten up an office. Here are a few more:

By contrast, the TTcB was her colleagues' favourite part of her dress code.

Forever isn't an exaggeration, here.

They work extremely well.

ODTC products are so effective that they sometimes work even when a girl isn't wearing any yet.

Perhaps if they'd told her that was the reason they locked her up, she wouldn't have assumed it was to turn her into the company sex slave.

I'm not so sure.

When is a sister not a sister?

Not all pledges volunteer to seduce and satisfy strange men in order to join a sorority. Some are forced to do so by cruel pledgemistresses, as these previous captions demonstrate.

Obviously, the pledgemistress will claim the man was one of the ones she didn't suck.

I'm pretty sure the big sisters will decide they like it.

Part of the test is working out which dirty old man has the antidote.

It's the best-funded sorority in the country.

The reasons are that she makes men hard and women jealous. Well, you didn't think she was referring to her boobs, did you?

If she hadn't done as requested, that would have been used as an excuse to kick her out of the sorority. It's what happens when the big sisters realize their boyfriends are lusting after the pretty pledge.

Schooling that lasts a lifetime

As we come to the end of the academic year, girls are leaving their finishing schools with all the preparation they need for life out there in the world. Here are some of my previous finishing school captions:

Well, on average, roughly one girl will get the right antidote at random, but the school wouldn’t want to be unfair on the others, so she’ll be made to wear ODTC Denial Gel until theirs wear off anyway.

Of course, leaving wet patches in underwear or nightclothes is punished even more harshly.

The finishing school always paired up girls when determining who should climax at the end of term. That way, there was double the chance of denying them both.

There have been real life cases of email providers inadvertently launching denial of service attacks (sometimes even against themselves) due to bugs in their software which make them re-send unacknowledged packets with increasing, rather than decreasing, frequency.
This caption was not written in response to problems with my ISP. Honest.

Good finishing schools know that travel broadens the mind. The best also know that a sexy naked girl writhing in unfulfilled ecstasy is a great way of advertising for more students.

“Don’t slow down! You know you need to be able to keep a woman on the very edge for a full hour to pass your Part I. Besides, I have another seventy one-minute edges to hold today and if I come up short, I’ll be using my position as a prefect to make sure your arse ends up covered with just as many stripes from the cane as mine does!”

It’s fortunate that intelligence and reasoning ability are not requirements for graduation at this particular finishing school.