Happy Valentine's Day

When she says it would be better with other players, what she means is there's a chance she can move some of the lock time and teasing she's accrued onto less experienced competitors. That's what semi-cooperative mode is all about.

Just a romantic at heart

Her parents said they were trying to make sure their precious girl found exactly the right sort of man, but secretly, they didn't really want her to fly the nest at all.

But the Hypermoderator told me to do it!

If he hangs around the forum for long enough (until I get around to writing another caption, in fact) then he might get some advice that's more creative and less crude.

Happy Valentine's Day

I suspect that kuntmalfunktion is more likely to get what she's requesting than wkndrgrtgrl, but that's the benefit of having realistic expectations.

Virtually perfect for long term denial

By too experienced, what she meant was they wanted long term denial, not frequent orgasms interspersed with periods of chastity and intense teasing. After the gameshow, she might be the one who's too experienced for ODD.
 

Love conquers all

They may not be aware of the penalty for leaving the house early (the current TTcB programming suspends indefinitely, being replaced by much stricter and harsher settings). Or maybe they really do just love each other that much.

Update day is Valentine's Day

This year, it just so happens that Valentine's Day falls on a Friday, so I don't need to make an extra caption to celebrate it.

But of course I did anyway:

If she finds the1, she may be surprised to discover that helping him lock her sister in permanent denial actually makes it more likely he'll do the same to her, not less.

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Happy Valentine's Day

All new captions for Valentine's Day! That's right, none of these have ever previously been published.