It takes all sorts (of contestants)

Are these captions about possible contestants a bit of a tease when you're waiting to find out what happens on the show? Well, this is a blog about teasing and denial.

If at first you don't succeed…

…increase the duration by a factor of ten and see if that gives her enough incentive to keep her fingers out of her twat for more than twenty minutes.

Innocence or an act?

The first caption that doesn't explicitly mention any ODTC products. I won't be making a habit of it, but do you think she would be a good addition to the denial house?

The emergency programming continues

I hope you and your loved ones have all stayed safe and well over the past few weeks.

The ones left behind

If the previous show's cancellation was disappointing for the programme-makers involved, spare a thought for the poor contestants whose TTcBs can never now give them the rewards that they would have received for completing their contractual obligations on air. Should we give this girl a second chance to have her brush with fame, or is it best to start with a clean slate?

It's not cheating, it's just being innovative

The lesbian told the staff about the commitment gel right away, but weirdly, it took them until the end of the course to decide what the consequences ought to be.

Maybe it'll make it to the screen this time

So here it is. My pitch for the new denial based reality/game show. My plan is to have a new caption in the series every couple of weeks. Let me know in the comments if you have any ideas for a title or improvements to the idea.

That's final

What could make a gel that teases you to distraction, then denies you all sensation when you succumb, even better? The chance that it will deny you for ever, even after the numbness wears off, of course!

Welcome back, Fork

I obviously haven't been checking A Fork in the Road as often as I should, because I only recently discovered the new captions relating to world events and couldn't resist trying my own. This is also a teaser for an ongoing series of captions that I'm planning, about a denial-based gameshow. If you really don't like the idea, let me know in the comments, because I expect it will go on for quite some time.

A slippery slope

In fact, she never refused him anything ever again.

The price of an all over tan

What she should do is thank him and accept her new life as a denial slave.

Optimism can be dangerous

It's the wrong time of year for this caption, really, but since the pledges are going to be denied for nearly two decades, one month is much like another for them now.

Friends in need

They thought going to the beach naked in March was the worst thing their boyfriends would make them do to earn an orgasm, but they very much underestimated their boyfriends' imagination and cruelty.

If Phileas Fogg wrote denial captions…

…the explanation for how she gained a day would be much more complicated.

Preparing for university

By the time she graduates, she'll be quite the expert, but she still won't be released from the belt.

What is reality, anyway?

Her boss locked her in a TTcB to encourage her to come up with great pitches for new television series. Unfortunately, she's become so distracted that all her ideas now revolve around female denial. However, there have been some other changes in her behaviour that her boss appreciates, so the TTcB is there to stay.

No time off for good behaviour

Depending upon exactly when in the year her birthday falls, it works out to about sixteen years, assuming no further punishment. It is definitely not safe to assume that.

A leonine contract

Quite how her rival in accounts knew about her gel status is a mystery. There was probably a man involved somewhere.

Update day is Valentine's Day

This year, it just so happens that Valentine's Day falls on a Friday, so I don't need to make an extra caption to celebrate it.

But of course I did anyway:

If she finds the1, she may be surprised to discover that helping him lock her sister in permanent denial actually makes it more likely he'll do the same to her, not less.

Returning to the family business

Sometimes it doesn't pay to be a trailblazer.