Friday, 12 May 2023

Misery loves company

Fortunately, there's no dress code for the tour guide position, so she can wear whatever gets the viewing platform the best reviews.

Friday, 5 May 2023

Everyone feels better after a little…

The one player may be you, of course. The whole point of a pampering fund is that you don't have to share it.

Friday, 21 April 2023

The second certain thing

I'm a bit late for the end of the tax year, but that's just the way the schedule worked out.

Friday, 14 April 2023

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

Alternatively, she could get together with her girlfriend's ex, pin her down and give her a taste of her own medicine.

Friday, 7 April 2023

Work harder, not smarter

Getting rid of that annoying location earlier might be worth the extra resources, but just make sure you don't fail the test or it will all be wasted.

Friday, 31 March 2023

This is not an April Fools' Day caption

The forfeit for losing the bet with her rival concerning who could bear to stay in ODTC Control Gel longer will pale into insignificance beside what she has to do to get the actual antidote.

Friday, 24 March 2023

With friends like these

In multiplayer games, it can be helpful for each player to specialize in one of the main attributes. On the other hand, being an all-rounder also has its advantages.

Friday, 17 March 2023

Putting the Forever in BFF

She'll've calmed down by the next day. Unfortunately, her friend's TTcB settings only permit alteration to the programming for the first twenty four hours after locking, so she's stuck with the last option. If you're thinking she forgot to mention when the belt would unlock for these settings, nope, she just neglected to program in an unlock at all.

Friday, 10 March 2023

Delaying the inevitable

This is obviously more powerful if you have some way of removing Arousal from Player Cards. As well as getting enemies out of play, this can also be used to manipulate which card is on top of the Adventure Deck after cycling it for a test.

Friday, 3 March 2023

The same, but different, or rather worse

Up till now, she's always chosen the orgasm and then regretted the downsides in between. Her lover hopes she'll consider the options more carefully from here on, but the truth is that eventually, even the prospect of a ruin seems better than nothing. Once she's had one, she'll be even more desperate and frustrated next time and so on.

Friday, 24 February 2023

A walk in the woods

This is very punishing and quite difficult to resolve (first you have to lure an enemy there, then defeat him or her), so to balance it out, there should probably be some positive effect when it is finally discarded. Alternatively, maybe it's one of the more challenging cards, only added to the Adventure Deck in hard mode.

Friday, 17 February 2023

Monday, 13 February 2023

Happy Valentine's Day

When she says it would be better with other players, what she means is there's a chance she can move some of the lock time and teasing she's accrued onto less experienced competitors. That's what semi-cooperative mode is all about.

Friday, 10 February 2023

Do your research to build a competitive deck

A very powerful skill, but at the cost of cards which might be more useful in another way. Of course, if you have cards in your deck which take effect when discarded, you can gain both benefits.

Friday, 3 February 2023

I can't see

Important announcement: recent changes to blogspot mean that I can no longer view my own blog, so I can't reply to comments either. I will continue to post for as long as I am able, but I can't guarantee how long that will be. To anyone who can still see this, thank-you for your support over the years. I've really enjoyed it and I hope you have, too.

Now, back to the regular feature:

If the game doesn't sound innocuous to you then perhaps you've not been in denial for as long as she has.

Friday, 27 January 2023

Friday, 20 January 2023

Just a romantic at heart

Her parents said they were trying to make sure their precious girl found exactly the right sort of man, but secretly, they didn't really want her to fly the nest at all.

Friday, 13 January 2023

The lcg lives on (by definition)

The cheerleader effect is the psychological phenomenon that people (of all kinds, not just cheerleaders) appear more attractive in groups.

Friday, 6 January 2023

Yep, it's another gameshow caption

This is a follow up to my previous post episode-one-begins-in-five-four…

The blonde has grown quite used to being naked around the house over the past two years and now she quite likes it. The other things she agreed to do, not so much. Since it was the brunette's idea to make the bet in the first place and she was the one who talked her into playing, she probably shouldn't expect to have an easier time of it, just because she's in denial for ten times as long.