As we come to the end of the academic year, girls are leaving their finishing schools with all the preparation they need for life out there in the world. Here are some of my previous finishing school captions:
Well, on average, roughly one girl will get the right antidote at random, but the school wouldn’t want to be unfair on the others, so she’ll be made to wear ODTC Denial Gel until theirs wear off anyway.
Of course, leaving wet patches in underwear or nightclothes is punished even more harshly.
The finishing school always paired up girls when determining who should climax at the end of term. That way, there was double the chance of denying them both.
There have been real life cases of email providers inadvertently launching denial of service attacks (sometimes even against themselves) due to bugs in their software which make them re-send unacknowledged packets with increasing, rather than decreasing, frequency.
This caption was not written in response to problems with my ISP. Honest.
Good finishing schools know that travel broadens the mind. The best also know that a sexy naked girl writhing in unfulfilled ecstasy is a great way of advertising for more students.
“Don’t slow down! You know you need to be able to keep a woman on the very edge for a full hour to pass your Part I. Besides, I have another seventy one-minute edges to hold today and if I come up short, I’ll be using my position as a prefect to make sure your arse ends up covered with just as many stripes from the cane as mine does!”
It’s fortunate that intelligence and reasoning ability are not requirements for graduation at this particular finishing school.
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