A real upgrade

In this case, it's eighty percent Punishment Agent to twenty percent Arousal Agent, giving a projected lifetime of twenty eight years.

Advice wanted

As we get close to the final line up, I need to ask some advice. I try not to use names in captions, so that readers can imagine themselves or someone else in the situation. However, when I make the captions about the actual programme, it's going to be difficult to just use pronouns, so should I call the participants by their candidate numbers or use names, or what?

If you want me to use names, I'll need some suggestions (no real people, please). At the same time, let me know which of the applicants you want to see on the programme.

I'm afraid I won't be able to use the same models for the later captions, because I don't have the appropriate pictures, but I'll try to find ones who look somewhat similar.

While the cat's away, they leave a mouse in charge

If the parents' plan was to dissuade the big sister from excessive leniency, perhaps it was too successful. Then again, that won't stop them enforcing the what you get from your sister you get twice more from us rule when they get home.

Not as sure as she thinks, actually

Perhaps the real question is whether the gameshow will be accused of using the Z-list popoperatic folk music star's appearance as a publicity stunt.

Handle with care

 

Gunpowder-based fireworks aren't the only ones that can be dangerous if the instructions aren't followed properly. I do wonder exactly how the enhanced effects of anal application were discovered, but I suppose girls who use ODTC Three Hour Fireworks Gel are always looking for something new to try.