This is not an April Fools' Day caption

The forfeit for losing the bet with her rival concerning who could bear to stay in ODTC Control Gel longer will pale into insignificance beside what she has to do to get the actual antidote.

With friends like these

In multiplayer games, it can be helpful for each player to specialize in one of the main attributes. On the other hand, being an all-rounder also has its advantages.

Putting the Forever in BFF

She'll've calmed down by the next day. Unfortunately, her friend's TTcB settings only permit alteration to the programming for the first twenty four hours after locking, so she's stuck with the last option. If you're thinking she forgot to mention when the belt would unlock for these settings, nope, she just neglected to program in an unlock at all.

Delaying the inevitable

This is obviously more powerful if you have some way of removing Arousal from Player Cards. As well as getting enemies out of play, this can also be used to manipulate which card is on top of the Adventure Deck after cycling it for a test.

The same, but different, or rather worse

Up till now, she's always chosen the orgasm and then regretted the downsides in between. Her lover hopes she'll consider the options more carefully from here on, but the truth is that eventually, even the prospect of a ruin seems better than nothing. Once she's had one, she'll be even more desperate and frustrated next time and so on.

A walk in the woods

This is very punishing and quite difficult to resolve (first you have to lure an enemy there, then defeat him or her), so to balance it out, there should probably be some positive effect when it is finally discarded. Alternatively, maybe it's one of the more challenging cards, only added to the Adventure Deck in hard mode.

Additional duties not specified in the employment contract

No prizes for guessing where the whip will be aimed if she actually does cum.

Happy Valentine's Day

When she says it would be better with other players, what she means is there's a chance she can move some of the lock time and teasing she's accrued onto less experienced competitors. That's what semi-cooperative mode is all about.

Do your research to build a competitive deck

A very powerful skill, but at the cost of cards which might be more useful in another way. Of course, if you have cards in your deck which take effect when discarded, you can gain both benefits.

I can't see

Important announcement: recent changes to blogspot mean that I can no longer view my own blog, so I can't reply to comments either. I will continue to post for as long as I am able, but I can't guarantee how long that will be. To anyone who can still see this, thank-you for your support over the years. I've really enjoyed it and I hope you have, too.

Now, back to the regular feature:

If the game doesn't sound innocuous to you then perhaps you've not been in denial for as long as she has.

I don't know which way to go either

A minor annoyance, unless you're not from around here.

Just a romantic at heart

Her parents said they were trying to make sure their precious girl found exactly the right sort of man, but secretly, they didn't really want her to fly the nest at all.

The lcg lives on (by definition)

The cheerleader effect is the psychological phenomenon that people (of all kinds, not just cheerleaders) appear more attractive in groups.

Yep, it's another gameshow caption

This is a follow up to my previous post episode-one-begins-in-five-four…

The blonde has grown quite used to being naked around the house over the past two years and now she quite likes it. The other things she agreed to do, not so much. Since it was the brunette's idea to make the bet in the first place and she was the one who talked her into playing, she probably shouldn't expect to have an easier time of it, just because she's in denial for ten times as long.

Happy New Year!

If you're concerned that missing her performance review means she won't be getting her public punishment caning, don't worry. Each week in the new year, she'll be caned in a different department until everyone in the company has witnessed her flogging.

For science

If it's funny now in 2022, just think how hilarious it'll be in 2024 when the researchers announce phase three.

Happy Boxing Day!

No, it's not a seasonal caption, just a little Boxing Day gift for my readers. Since next week is new year, the LCG will be skipping a turn and be back a fortnight later. I hope everyone had a nice Christmas Day.

The real meaning of Christmas—presents!

He might be bluffing about the flatmates, but she's obviously annoyed them so much in the past year that she can believe they'd agree.

Merry Christmas, everybody!

Merry Christmas!

He might be a confirmed atheist, but he would never try to interfere with her wish to practise her faith. As long as she does it naked, that is.

The Christmas party nobody wants to end

The second girl ought to have smelled a rat when her mother (who holds her key) agreed to the deal so quickly, but she thought she was just getting into the Christmas spirit.