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On the seventh day of Christmas, Obedient Lorelei posted: an impatient girl.

One of the staples of Chuckthrill’s blog is girls who have bought TTcBs and then made mistakes setting them up, resulting in longer or more rigorous denial than they expected. Here are some of my older captions on the same subject:

One of my favourites.

I think this works even if you’re not into computer programming. In fact, it probably works better if you don’t get too hung up on the details.

Maybe because it’s about three hundred pages long and she’s an impatient little denial slut.

If you’re not completely certain what a particular option does, it’s probably best to check online or in the manual before proceeding.

In case you didn't guess, I find numbers sexy. On that subject:

One of the things that annoys me is when people say that something is random, without specifying the type of distribution, which essentially means nothing at all. Statistics and probability are precise and elegant subjects and should be treated with more respect.
I bet you weren’t expecting to read that on a blog about enforced female orgasm denial.

The update was almost as annoying as when the backspace-to-go-back functionality was removed from Chrome.