This is very punishing and quite difficult to resolve (first you have to lure an enemy there, then defeat him or her), so to balance it out, there should probably be some positive effect when it is finally discarded. Alternatively, maybe it's one of the more challenging cards, only added to the Adventure Deck in hard mode.
Friday, 24 February 2023
Friday, 17 February 2023
Monday, 13 February 2023
Happy Valentine's Day
When she says it would be better with other players, what she means is there's a chance she can move some of the lock time and teasing she's accrued onto less experienced competitors. That's what semi-cooperative mode is all about.
Friday, 10 February 2023
Do your research to build a competitive deck
A very powerful skill, but at the cost of cards which might be more useful in another way. Of course, if you have cards in your deck which take effect when discarded, you can gain both benefits.
Friday, 3 February 2023
I can't see
Important announcement: recent changes to blogspot mean that I can no longer view my own blog, so I can't reply to comments either. I will continue to post for as long as I am able, but I can't guarantee how long that will be. To anyone who can still see this, thank-you for your support over the years. I've really enjoyed it and I hope you have, too.
Now, back to the regular feature:
If the game doesn't sound innocuous to you then perhaps you've not been in denial for as long as she has.
Friday, 27 January 2023
Friday, 20 January 2023
Just a romantic at heart
Her parents said they were trying to make sure their precious girl found exactly the right sort of man, but secretly, they didn't really want her to fly the nest at all.
Friday, 13 January 2023
The lcg lives on (by definition)
The cheerleader effect is the psychological phenomenon that people (of all kinds, not just cheerleaders) appear more attractive in groups.
Friday, 6 January 2023
Yep, it's another gameshow caption
This is a follow up to my previous post episode-one-begins-in-five-four…
The blonde has grown quite used to being naked around the house over the past two years and now she quite likes it. The other things she agreed to do, not so much. Since it was the brunette's idea to make the bet in the first place and she was the one who talked her into playing, she probably shouldn't expect to have an easier time of it, just because she's in denial for ten times as long.
Saturday, 31 December 2022
Happy New Year!
If you're concerned that missing her performance review means she won't be getting her public punishment caning, don't worry. Each week in the new year, she'll be caned in a different department until everyone in the company has witnessed her flogging.
Friday, 30 December 2022
For science
If it's funny now in 2022, just think how hilarious it'll be in 2024 when the researchers announce phase three.
Monday, 26 December 2022
Happy Boxing Day!
No, it's not a seasonal caption, just a little Boxing Day gift for my readers. Since next week is new year, the LCG will be skipping a turn and be back a fortnight later. I hope everyone had a nice Christmas Day.
Sunday, 25 December 2022
The real meaning of Christmas—presents!
He might be bluffing about the flatmates, but she's obviously annoyed them so much in the past year that she can believe they'd agree.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Saturday, 24 December 2022
Merry Christmas!
He might be a confirmed atheist, but he would never try to interfere with her wish to practise her faith. As long as she does it naked, that is.
Friday, 23 December 2022
The Christmas party nobody wants to end
The second girl ought to have smelled a rat when her mother (who holds her key) agreed to the deal so quickly, but she thought she was just getting into the Christmas spirit.
Friday, 16 December 2022
Ouch
This is a risky one. You can only get at most one extra action per turn (unless you have a way to unexhaust player cards), but you gain the punishment every time you fail a test, even after the card is exhausted. You'd better have a way to heal punishment consistently.
Friday, 9 December 2022
Something tells me she's not quite over him
When she looks back in twenty years, I'm sure the bride will think her wedding night was better than anything she'd dreamed. Extreme long term orgasm denial will do that to a girl.
Friday, 2 December 2022
This is why playtesting is important
What's wrong with this card? Well, since Action Tokens are removed in the Draw Phase, any tests that need to be taken in the Adventure Phase will suffer the penalty. That makes the card very unattractive, especially for three resources. The final production version will add the words in the Action Phase to the end of the first sentence.
Spare a thought for the play-testers who racked up months of extra lock time losing games with the prototype version so the customers will have a better product.
Friday, 25 November 2022
A different sort of favour
Yes, it has to be a different man every day. When she locked herself, she thought it would be a fun way to push her limits and see whether she could bear a longer lock time in return for full orgasms, or gave in and endured four ruins for a quick release. Unfortunately, she soon realized the latter wasn't an option after all.
Friday, 18 November 2022
Testing, testing
To conduct an attribute test, first play any cards the you wish to use to increase the attribute, then cycle the Adventure Deck by placing the top card on the bottom. Each adventure card has a number or symbol on the back which is applied to the test. Also, if the player's Punishment is higher than her Resilience or her Arousal is higher than her Willpower, she suffers an additional penalty equal to the excess. Some (very powerful and rare) cards may be used after cycling the Adventure Deck, when you already know exactly what you need to succeed.
For example, Clitty has a base Allure of 4, plus an Ally who adds 1 and a Skill which adds 2. However, her Arousal is already 6 and when she takes the test on the card above, she will gain 1 Arousal. Her ally only has 1 Willpower and will therefore be eliminated if the arousal goes there, so Clitty takes it herself. Since she has no bonus to her starting Willpower of 6, this means the test will have an additional -1.
Clitty's player knows the deck has at least one -4 in it and she really wants to succeed, so she uses a card with a reaction which allows her to discard it for +1 to any test. The top card of the Adventure Deck shows +1, but unfortunately this has to be cycled. The card revealed shows -2, so Clitty passes (4+1+2-1+1-2=5) and places a progress token on The Resort. If there are tokens equal to twice the number of players on the card in the End Phase, the objective will be completed.



















