Friday, 29 January 2021

The first night

For those who are interested, the Pleasure Pursuit rankings after that first night are:

1: Tiffani +1722
2: Andrea +27
3: Shannon +3
4: Steffi +2
5: Krystal +1
6: Eve -1
7: Bambi -2
8: Roxy -3
9=: Anastasia -20*
9=: Oliva -20*
11: Cecile -27
12=: Mae -1722
12=: Natasha -1722†

These are relative scores, rather than absolute, as otherwise Tiffani would be unassailable on several billion points.

* Anastasia and Oliva refused to compete, receiving a twenty point penalty.
† Natasha doesn't compete, obviously, so her TTcB is automatically set to the worst result of any of the contestants.

Friday, 22 January 2021

So are all the rest, quite possibly

Of course, he could just use the Antidote Gel, but this way is better for the health of their relationship.

Friday, 8 January 2021

Stripped of all orgasm privileges

I'm sure it was mentioned somewhere in the fine print of their contracts.

Friday, 1 January 2021

Episode one begins in five, four…

I wonder how many more girls will get drawn onto the denial lifestyle by watching the antics of the increasingly-frustrated housemates. The final line-up of contestants will be revealed here in two weeks' time, so now's your last chance to nominate your favourite or suggest a name.

In reality, the entire television series would only last a few weeks, but at the rate I publish captions, it'll be about a year before the winner is crowned, so I'm going to have to ask you to be patient and I hope it'll turn out to be as much fun for you as it's been for me, writing them so far.

Thursday, 31 December 2020

Happy New Year

You may have noticed the slight flaw in her cunning plan to sneak a few secret cums while pretending to satisfy her man's desire to control her orgasms. If it's any consolation, the fact that he had both ODTC Denial Gel and ODTC Self Control Gel on hand suggests that her days of freedom were numbered in any case. It's just unfortunate for her that not having the opportunity to squeeze out one last climax will make it even harder to hold out against the unbearable, relentless frustration when the gel goes on.

Friday, 25 December 2020

Solidarity

The fact that all the big sisters were still stuck in their pledge uniforms, even the ones who graduated five years ago, ought to have been a clue that fulfilling the terms wouldn't be as easy as it seemed.

Thursday, 24 December 2020

Merry Christmas

I just realized that I've never written a caption about Tease Torment nipple Accessories before. These superb inventions from Seductive Aporetics would make excellent presents for the girl who has everything (except orgasms).

I've also neglected to post anything about the latest game from that blog, Brave New World, so you can find my page on it here.

Friday, 18 December 2020

For some, fame is its own reward

First they'll reprogram the belt, then consider whether to allow her to share the presenting duties with applicant number 335.

Friday, 11 December 2020

All work and no play

Well, maybe one night off wouldn't make such a difference, after all.

Friday, 4 December 2020

It's an emergency

I'm sure the production team will be happy to be that somebody, whether or not she gets accepted as a contestant. I still need a few more names, by the way, as well as possible suggestions for what name would fit which contestant.

Friday, 27 November 2020

A real upgrade

In this case, it's eighty percent Punishment Agent to twenty percent Arousal Agent, giving a projected lifetime of twenty eight years.

Friday, 20 November 2020

Advice wanted

As we get close to the final line up, I need to ask some advice. I try not to use names in captions, so that readers can imagine themselves or someone else in the situation. However, when I make the captions about the actual programme, it's going to be difficult to just use pronouns, so should I call the participants by their candidate numbers or use names, or what?

If you want me to use names, I'll need some suggestions (no real people, please). At the same time, let me know which of the applicants you want to see on the programme.

I'm afraid I won't be able to use the same models for the later captions, because I don't have the appropriate pictures, but I'll try to find ones who look somewhat similar.

Friday, 13 November 2020

While the cat's away, they leave a mouse in charge

If the parents' plan was to dissuade the big sister from excessive leniency, perhaps it was too successful. Then again, that won't stop them enforcing the what you get from your sister you get twice more from us rule when they get home.

Friday, 6 November 2020

Not as sure as she thinks, actually

Perhaps the real question is whether the gameshow will be accused of using the Z-list popoperatic folk music star's appearance as a publicity stunt.


Wednesday, 4 November 2020

Handle with care

 

Gunpowder-based fireworks aren't the only ones that can be dangerous if the instructions aren't followed properly. I do wonder exactly how the enhanced effects of anal application were discovered, but I suppose girls who use ODTC Three Hour Fireworks Gel are always looking for something new to try.


Friday, 30 October 2020

Relying on the kindness of strangers

Given the time of year, I hope she lives in the southern hemisphere, or she'll be getting rather chilly.


 

Friday, 23 October 2020

Virtually perfect for long term denial

By too experienced, what she meant was they wanted long term denial, not frequent orgasms interspersed with periods of chastity and intense teasing. After the gameshow, she might be the one who's too experienced for ODD.
 


Friday, 16 October 2020

It's almost like they intended it to happen

Maybe there was a better place to do this than beside the finishing school's front gates.
 

Friday, 9 October 2020

A real go-getter

Something tells me that she knows exactly what she's doing and how to present herself to get what she wants.